Since the dude who thinks he's the shit for getting into Chris's facebook, he decided to make a complete fucking mess out of the cocks, so I am reposting it into one thread. The old original shit is on /L/.

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  It's Barb 2.0


Gentlemen prepare your anuses.

Why is Christian on ritalin? Ritalin is for ADHD, not awtism.

Someone Chris's age would get really fucked up on Ritalin. He'll abuse it and start to see Sonichu and Rosechu.

http://sanityscraps.tumblr.com/

someone posted this chick in the hamburger helper thread and jesus christ look how irritating it is. it responds beautifully to trolling too, its ask box has anonymous asks enabled:

http://sanityscraps.tumblr.com/ask

tell it you donated to spasm Speaks in its honor (all these Social Justice putzii really hate the thought of curing avtism) and it will freak out and not be able to tell if you're joking because it has the bergs out the ass. all of its equally retarded tumblr buddies come to its rescue to console it as well. lets make a mentally substandard person cry tonight fellas!

Jackie is a complex.

She met Chris via a local newspaper website.

So she apparently lives in the C-Ville area.

SO WHY HASN'T SHE GONE TO CHRIS YET?

Or is Chris so goddamn stupid he didn't realize the Hook Cafe was only a local dating website?

  Nostalgia Critic jumps the shark

He bashes Ponyo in his newest review , its obvious he is getting desperate and just making a controversial review to get noticed , not unlike Cole and his Toy Story 3 review

http://rainbowdash.net/
Why do cheese conies need their own entire twitter clone? is it since they need more room to hold their ego?

There was some slight interest in this last time, so here goes nothing...

Basically the update is that Mykan has finished his pony fic, and got into some kind of gigantic argument with the cheese conies of ponychan. I used google and found a 2000+ reply thread of cheese conies "trolling" (to use the term very loosely) Mykan by writing characters/stories that were "better than his" and making fun of his spasm, etc. The thread is a goldmine for Mykan quotes (just ctrl-f the names he uses, his posts are the only ones worth reading) so here's the link:

http://fim.413chan.net/fic/res/15524.html

It takes a while to get through but generally worth the read. I asked why Mykan doesn't make youtube videos showing his "amazing voice acting skills", and got a cryptic answer about the FBI or something. I'm still determined to get him to make videos, though. I gave him a nice review of ff (pic related) and was planning to indulge him and basically agree with what he says to earn his trust, then gradually nudge him towards the "desired behavior".

So yeah, if anyone has any ideas for this guy he's very responsive both on ff and in the pony thread. (he's literally on ff right now and took all of 15 seconds to reply to me.)

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>>	Anonymous 12/02/20(Mon)17:16 No. 172398 File mykan_chatlogs_7.txt - (14.88KB , mykan chatlogs 7.txt ) Extension icon displayed, click image to open file. I had to stop talking to him because I was drinking

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Anonymous 12/02/22(Wed)22:13 No. 173922 >>172398 do me a favour: get him to read the second MLU thread that now popped up on fimchan. Also, you gave him the link to the character creator thing? Try to use that and let him come up with a few characters there and then let him post them on the thread. Let`s see if the guy is able to create chris chan level of stupid characters.

Coppercab is in his Habbo Hotel room called "Coppercave" right now talking to "fans".

It's legit. He advertised it on his Facebook page.

Quickly! Get on Habbo if you went to be an epic ween troll!

The previous ADF thread is over 500 posts, so this is a new thread for all your ADF needs.